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Brass PFiled under: it made me laugh so i posted it, thought provoking conversations | Tags: Chuck Norris, Roundhouse Kick
I love them. The homie Jansport J used to send me some winners.
If for some reason you have no idea what I’m talking about, looky here:
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
If you know some good ones, share them!
Filed under: lifestyles of the rich and shameless, thought provoking conversations | Tags: groupies, movie, stds
Yeah, there’s a movie in the works, check out the trailer. Books have been done so I guess the professional groupies are taking it to the big screen. Hoes need groceries too.
Directed by: @luxebrown
Official Kat Stacks Movie Site
It seems as if the new trend in urban culture/music is to make up phrases that become apart of the Hip Hop lexicon. Count me in. I’ve actually been using some while I’ve been away from the site. It’s proof that I’ve had a lot of time to be an idiot on tour, in studios, and on twitter. Here we go:
TRAP SWAG TRAAAAP: That’s very good; Congratulations; yes, she is attractive; yes you have my approval to carry out that action.
YAWP: a way to say yes to any perceived gangmember or white woman with a phat ass.
PARLIAMENTARY PIMPIN, HOOT HOOT YA CLAAAW: We are doing rather well as a unit. A toast to all of us. Understand.
DIP DIP: Dip Dip is Dip Dip.
HOT SAWCE BAWLIN SHAWTY: To excel on the highest level.
Filed under: Damn, Fatbeats, Los Angeles, thought provoking conversations | Tags: New York, Things that should'nt happen
SUCKS. Didn’t think it was true when I first heard, it happened so suddenly. FatBeats is legendary and gave everyone something they were never able to get anywhere else…we can’t lose gems like that! Their in-stores were the shit because you really got to interact with everyone there on a real level…and these virtual ustream sessions and shows just don’t compare. Good hip hop outlets are pretty nonexistent now–how do we revive them? Is it as simple as buying some vinyl or a couple CDs?
But on the bright side, they’re giving everyone an opportunity to perform there one last time so holler @ them if you do that kind of thing.
Filed under: awesome effects, thought provoking conversations | Tags: Air Force One, creative, Graffiti, Mark Ecko
Mark Ecko is pretty clever for doing something like this. I like it.
For the rest of the videos/explanation, head to StillFree.com
Thanks to Isiaiah for the link
Filed under: it made me laugh so i posted it, random, Step yo game up, thought provoking conversations
You should just be nice/polite, or else we’ll do a little tribute video to you like this:
we know we’re ridiculous
Everything you probably never thought to ask him.
TYO: What’s your fondest memory of 3rd Grade?
Jansport J: Our real life game of Oregon Trail
TYO: What food do you loathe?
Jansport J: Carrots
TYO: Most ignorant phrase you’ve ever heard
Jansport J: “Rico, you are NOT the father of Christmas’ baby”
TYO: Pet peeves?
Jansport J: People smacking on food. The phrase “Good Morning”. It sounds so corny and fake to me.
TYO: What one item in the kitchen best describes you and your personality?
Jansport J: The timer on the stove. I’m always movin, and cookin up hot shit *chuckle*
TYO: If you could live anywhere in the world for a year, where would it be?
Jansport J: I’d move back to London
TYO: What super-power would you most like to have and why?
Jansport J: The power to make niggas show up on time to things. Besides that, teleportation. Im huge on teleportation.
TYO: If they made a movie of your life, who would you want to play you?
Jansport J: The infamous Jet Jackson.
TYO: Are you a morning or night person?
Jansport J: Night. I can stay up all night. I’m creative at night. No pause. There’s a reason I hate the phrase “Good Morning”
TYO: What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
Jansport J: Working the shoe department at Kohls. Flashbacks. *Points gun at head*
TYO: What makes you laugh?
Jansport J: Dave Chappelle, Will Ferrell and coonery
TYO: Farthest place you’ve traveled?
Jansport J: Istanbul, Turkey
TYO: If you could make your own flavor of ice cream what would be in it and what would you call it?
Jansport J: I would just take my recipe from Coldstones: Cake Batter, Twix, and M&M’s. It would be called “This Shit Right Here, Nigga…”
TYO: Favorite line from purple rain?
Jansport J: “Lay off that.” thats what Prince says to the club promoter when the promoter says he won’t be shit just like his father.
Ask him more questions right here
Filed under: it made me laugh so i posted it, random, thought provoking conversations
- The security guard was nice
- Did you wink at him?
- He was wearing a Steve Harvey suit
- Perfect. What are we doing this weekend?
- Having a sausage fest party
- My favorite. We can squeeze them all into your apt. Nametags!
[so if you're a dude, you're invited]
Filed under: Cameo, it made me laugh so i posted it, the future, thought provoking conversations, THX, Video | Tags: games, liquor
…THX understands.
and board games are way more fun than you probably thought:
