The Takeover

I wanted so bad to be a Marxist in High School. It sounded so cool. It wasn’t necessarily Communism, but it was Marxism…doesn’t that make the panties of intellectuals drop? I scaled back from that. Junior Year of High School, I was assigned to investigate the Democratic Socialist Party. Pretty interesting, but eh, too far. We did record a song for the group project on the Democratic Socialist Party though to the “In Da Club” beat. It was 2003. Don’t hate. Later that year, I investigated the Green Party. Pretty cool philosophy, but I’ll be damned if I vote Green. That’s a Republican vote pretty much. I just consider myself to be a super-leftist Democrat.

I just want to see something radical happen in my lifetime. Will it happen? Probably not. The Obama election and the scare tactics of 9/11 are as close as I’m going to get in all likeliness. I expect nothing but 50+ White Politicians from here until they put me under. But then I started to ponder (c) Phonte, what would it take to actually cause a class revolution? Who could pull this off? What kind of character/morale must such a person possess? After days spent in meditation, I came to a simple conclusion:

A video vixen/model on twitter with her ass hangin’ out on Twitter.. Rosa Acosta can lead this revolution.

Why Rosa? Well, Rosa’s have a history of sparking revolution by sittin’ on their ass. At press time, she has 35,000 followers. This can be increased by her declaring to twitpic herself losing one article of clothing with every 100k followers. Strip Twitter.

So we hit 10 million followers, by this time she is showing the inner workings of her ill na na. She’s an automatic RT for ANYTHING she says. What next? Thats when she starts tweeting excerpts from Karl Marx’s “Communist Manifesto”. Can you imagine that? If not, let me paint a picture:

NiggaBeetz72: RT @RosaAcosta The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles l0lz

CuloBanditMIA: RT @rosaacosta Society as a whole is more and more splitting into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other: Bourgeoisie and Proletariat =(

RappityRap: RT @RosaAcosta The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. WORKING MEN OF ALL COUNTRIES, UNITE! yaay =)

Not even the U.S. Government would want to stop this. They’re all old hornballs who would be following Rosa as well. This is how the Revolution happens. This is the only way.

Tell Rosa to holla at me.

-Sport