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Mia V
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Brass PI’d like to start off by saying that God has sent me on Earth to write these columns. It’s from God. I sat here at my computer, brainstorming what I could write about, that would be semi-funny. Nothing came up. Then, I checked my Gmail. It says its from AllHipHop.com. I say that’s God’s email that he uses. Here’s the headline:
Ja Rule In Court Over Gun; Faces 3 1/2 Years
Don’t believe me? Here: http://www.allhiphop.com/stories/news/archive/2010/01/20/22101697.aspx
Apparently this happened in 2007. Now, we all know that Ja Rule is actually Hebrew for “Melodic Thug”. But it made me wonder…why did Ja have a gun? I came up with a couple possibilities:
-He was actually hired as a contract killer, after being told he could make “hits” again.
-To protect himself from Lil Mo
-Claimed he had no knowledge of the weapon. That Cadillac Tah “Put It on Meeee”
-He knew jail was the only place that people would say “That nigga Ja is holdin’ bars!”
-He needed a gun to balance out the thug persona, being that his name is Jeffrey Atkins.
-50 Cent.
-To shoot off Ashanti’s sideburns with one bullet.
-Because he looks like a mouse. Yea, that has nothing to do with guns.
-After the Mesmerize video, he needed one to off himself.
-Some niggas want to see him 6 Feet Underground.
-He’s a dumb nigga.
Just in case you’re wondering where my Ja Rule obsession stems from, check this video
