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Mia V
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So when Jasmin and I get together, we tend to hate on things. We call em Hate-Dates. Hate-Dates at 8 sometimes.
We like rhymes. But anyways, she challenged me to blog about a pet peeve of mine. But since we’re all family, why don’t I just list everything that would make me hate you? Hexmurda style. Lets go.
-Smacking on food. This is #1, no joke. I will look at you and judge you if you do this around me. Ask my older sister.
-The phrase “google me”. That’s just some sucka shit. Except Dae One’s shirt. That was dope.
-The term “bro bro”. Cut that shit out.
-Play-Aunts, Uncles, Cousins. YOU ARE NOT MY FAMILY!!
-Nicholas Cage. He looks like a smart alick. A teller of bad jokes. An over-laugher. I abhor him.
-Nicholas Cage. 2x for emphasis.
-Carrots. Useless. I call them orange poison.
-Girls with big tits and no ass. Why are you here?! #EatSomeCornbread
-Chamillionaire. I hear he’s dope, I don’t know. I can’t take King Koopa-lookin rappers who dress like it’s 2002 seriously.
-Myspace Messages. No I can’t attend your event in Sioux Falls.
-Eminem beats.
-Irwindale, California. It looks like the Apocalypse.
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