The Takeover


JANSPORT JIGGA: CAN YOU CONTROL YA HO?
November 18, 2009, 1:41 pm
Filed under: Jansport J, thought provoking conversations

So initially, I had a plan to write a rather heavy discourse on the matters of Hate vs. Dislike and its effect within the Urban Community, particular regarding those who classify themselves as participants of the Hip Hop culture. Then I saw THIS shit.

Did you watch it? Okay, allow me to John Madden you through all the funny shit that happens in this video. *draws on telestrator*

-These bidges are sittin’ on a Cop car. Filming. Probably without a permit. Making violent threats. Why can’t I be surrounded by THAT kind of law enforcement?!

-”We suck dick for $48.” Is there a state tax on that?

-The price of $48 dollars corresponds to the Police Car #. So to recap. No permit. Threats. Prostitution offers. All on a cop car.

-The World Famous World Star Hip Hop Get-Ya-Point-Across Handclaps “She feeling some type of way! She feelin some type of way!”

-Apparently, Queen Gremlin has diamonds on AND in her pinky, bitch. I wonder if Blue Cross or Jacob the Jeweler covered that bill.

-”Yo face game will never be sick like ours!” Is that an allusion to their fellatio skills, a reference to them believing they’re cute, or an admission that Lethal Lipps face looks like a disease?

-Why is the first guy touching her ass like a girl who doesn’t know how to dribble a basketball?

-Funniest/Most Underrated Part of the whole video is when the black guy smacks her ass, then takes his satchel off. I thought he was goin in for the kill or some shit!


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