Jasmin and Mia let me be a guest blogger. Yes. Fools. It would only be right to start my weekly rants/shit-talkin sessions by explaining what the backpack is for. It holds things, nigga. Oh. What does it hold? Couple things *opens bag*
BABY POWDER: Ya boy’s fingertips get chapped from typing emails/texting all day.

A TRIANGLE: Because I only fux with analog metronomes.

A CAT WITH A RUBIX CUBE: Keep my brain sharp.

SEASON 5 DVD OF “LIVING SINGLE”: Because I still can’t believe that KYLE ENDED UP BEING MAX’S SPERM DONOR MATCH!!! And because Scooter finally pulled Khadijah.

ALOT OF HATE FOR NICHOLAS CAGE: self-explanatory.

A SONY WALKMAN: because I only have X-Clan’s “To The East, Blackwards!” on cassette. Sissieeeeeeeees.

There you go. Just a little insight. But don’t you dare ask me to borrow any of those things. Except the hate for Nicholas Cage. My supply is everlasting.
-’Sport
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I LOVE it!
Comment by Zea October 28, 2009 @ 6:44 pmahahahahahahaha….the takeover will never be the same
Comment by golden curl October 28, 2009 @ 8:58 pmA cat with a rubix cube HAS to be a metaphor for something… like pussy that’s complicated to figure out but you’ve still got it in the bag cause you know what RLNS is all about.
Comment by Josh October 29, 2009 @ 12:22 am