The Takeover


JANSPORT JIGGA: WHAT’S THE BACKPACK FOR? by Sport
October 28, 2009, 5:52 pm
Filed under: Jansport J, thought provoking conversations

Jasmin and Mia let me be a guest blogger. Yes. Fools. It would only be right to start my weekly rants/shit-talkin sessions by explaining what the backpack is for. It holds things, nigga. Oh. What does it hold? Couple things *opens bag*

BABY POWDER: Ya boy’s fingertips get chapped from typing emails/texting all day.

Baby Powder

A TRIANGLE: Because I only fux with analog metronomes.

Triangle

A CAT WITH A RUBIX CUBE: Keep my brain sharp.

Cat with Rubix Cube

SEASON 5 DVD OF “LIVING SINGLE”: Because I still can’t believe that KYLE ENDED UP BEING MAX’S SPERM DONOR MATCH!!! And because Scooter finally pulled Khadijah.

Living Single

ALOT OF HATE FOR NICHOLAS CAGE: self-explanatory.

What a Douche

A SONY WALKMAN: because I only have X-Clan’s “To The East, Blackwards!” on cassette. Sissieeeeeeeees.

X-clan

There you go. Just a little insight. But don’t you dare ask me to borrow any of those things. Except the hate for Nicholas Cage. My supply is everlasting.

-’Sport


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I LOVE it!

Comment by Zea

ahahahahahahaha….the takeover will never be the same

Comment by golden curl

A cat with a rubix cube HAS to be a metaphor for something… like pussy that’s complicated to figure out but you’ve still got it in the bag cause you know what RLNS is all about.

Comment by Josh




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